Durka, Durka Jihad !

South Park creators, Matt Stone & Trey Parker, are facing death threats from Muslim wacko's and censorship from the very people who should be fighting tooth and nail with them, namely Comedy Central.

Make's you wonder, just what the fuck has happened to the Americans ? The same lot that screamed blue murder about French resistance to military action in Iraq and Afganistan is now capitulating to a bunch of anonymous internet based faith-heads out of of fear.

If you haven't seen the latest episode of South Park, it must be the most censored 20 minutes of cartoon ever shown on TV. It was so heavily censored, especially the last five minutes, that I assumed it must have been part of the joke. I mean come on, this is hilarious, it must be intentional - right ? But apparently not.

If I can host some video somewhere I'll link to it here so you can judge for yourselves, but fucking take my word for it, if this isn't a prank by the South Park team, and I'm still not convinced it isn't, then freedom, artistic or otherwise is slowly going to the way of the Dodo.

If you're thinking this may well be a slight overreaction to the censoring of a cartoon, then realise that animation is by far the easiest way to get things cleared for broadcast. If we can't get shit like this on TV then what chance of real debate ?

Mohammed Yesterday.

Pedophile Supporting Pope To Be Arrested

He wont, of course, but he should, shouldn't he ? This man is personally responsible for the cover up of many instances of child rape. Child Rape. I've capitalized that to ensure that the crime is seen for what it is; rape of children, by Catholic Priests, under the protection and apparently consent of the current Pope.

So we are all clear, yes ? The Catholic Church has, for many years, covered up the systematic rape of children by Priests and, in doing so, obstensively supported the actions of these priests. Fuck, not supported, fucking encoraged it !

Yet what has been the reaction to this by Catholics ?

Dissapointment.

Uh - huh. Disapointment is something I reserve for a slightly underwhelming meal or a pint not up to expectations. Not, I'd imagine, an unwelcome cock up my arse.

The reaction by the Church itself is almost beyond belief, similar to many things they say, by denouncing the whole thing as a campaign by the Jewish led media, secularists and teh gays “Many psychologists and psychiatrists have demonstrated that there is no relationship between celibacy and paedophilia. But many others have demonstrated, I have been told recently, that there is a relationship between homosexuality and paedophilia. That is true. That is the problem.” said Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, the Vatican Secretary of State.

Whoa, nice dodge there skip.

I think Bill Hicks summed this up during the Waco debacle 17 years ago when discussing the real reasons for ATF raiding the property -

"If the FBI's motivating factor for busting down the Koresh compound was child abuse, how come we never see Bradley tanks smashing into Catholic churches?"

Valid point Bill.

South Park Season 14

The latest season of South Park is shaping up to be the best season of this show for a while, maybe even the best season so far ! Topics covered already include, but aren't limited to;

Facebook
Legalised Marijuana
Fast Food & Obesity
Tiger Woods
Cancer

The highlight fo me so far must be Randy Marsh stood upon a chair, with his pants around his ankles and his balls in a microwave, asking his son, Stan, to get him a beer.

If you'd like to know why Randy has his balls inside a microwave, you'll have to watch the show. If you just want to see Randy's balls, well you have issues.