God v Zimbabwe

He's finally gotten around to it but Rowan Atkinson - sorry Williams - is apparently going to ask God to pull his finger out and sort out Zimbabwe.

Why didn't Rowan think of this before ? It's not like God has a bad track record when it comes to intervening in worldly matters, I mean how else can you account for a black president ?

So this means that by Xmas, at the latest, Rowan and God should have sorted out most of humanities problems. I say most as I think that the Afghan war won't be sorted until Ross Kemp has finished his third series.

But don't take my word for it. This is Rowan above, doesn't he look like the kind of modern free-thinker (out of the box of course) you'd need to drag these backward places into the 19th century ?

Thought so.

Muslim Shatters Stereotype, Beheads Wife

The founder of a US TV station, aimed at countering stereotypes of Muslims, has been charged with the murder and beheading of his wife.

That's right, the TV station was setup to counter peoples stereotypical view of Muslims, and yes, he did cut his wife's head off.

Mr Muzzammil Hassan, pictured here with his wife, presumably before the beheading, has been charged with 2nd degree murder after his wife's 'body' was found at the TV station.

I wounder if he filmed it for his TV show ?