Jesus v Santa

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7798480.stm

Cracking tale of a miserable priest who ruined Christmas for dozens of kids by telling them that Santa doesn't exist. Not only did he do it he said he do it again if he had the chance.

The priest said he had never intended to hurt anyone, but it was his duty to distinguish the reality of Jesus from the story of Father Christmas which was a fable just like Cinderella or Snow White.

You can almost taste the fucking irony here can't you ?

Still, I suppose we should at least point out that the priest didn't attempt to rape any of the little tykes.

Pope Hates Gays - It's Official

Pope 'Face' Benedict emparted some more Vatican 'wisdom' recently when he announced that mankind needed saving from 'teh gays'. Oh, and lady-boys.

But not content to leave it there he also had a crack at the United Nations saying that their resolution decriminalising homosexuality went too far.

Of course to any rational free-thinker this seems ludicrous; the United Nations going too far ? You're making no sense whatsoever now. Pop a wacky hat on and go and read some latin in a gold room somewhere would you old chap, the grown ups are talking.